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Xiao Fangfang found it a bit odd, do cows really have such an organ?

Suddenly, a light bulb went off in her head, and Xiao Fangfang froze, her face immediately turning ashen.

She slapped the bowl onto the table with a smack and covered her mouth as she ran towards the restroom.

Yang Xinyi had a bad feeling and glared at Ye Xiong, asking, “Tell me the truth, what kind of meat is this?”

“Bull penis.”

Smack!

Yang Xinyi threw her bowl onto the table and dashed to the restroom.

Instantly, desperate retching noises came from the restroom, so violent that it seemed like the world was being turned upside down, the sun and the moon darkened.

Listening to the chorus of vomiting coming from the restroom, Ye Xiong felt an immense satisfaction.

That’s for being so cold and vicious, see if I don’t play you till your deaths.

“It took me scouring the entire market to find a bull’s penis like this, and to think it’s being wasted like this,” Ye Xiong said towards the restroom, taking delight in their misfortune, “I already told you that dish was my special, but you didn’t listen. You just grabbed it and ate without asking, acting like scoundrels judging an honest man’s heart. It serves you right.”

Suddenly, a clattering noise came from the kitchen. Ye Xiong turned to look and saw two women with four kitchen knives in hand, charging at him fiercely.

“You bastard, I’m going to kill you.”

“If I don’t chop you into eighteen pieces, my name isn’t Xiao.”

Oh my goodness.

Ye Xiong jumped out of his chair and sprinted towards the door, running out of the villa with the two women still in pursuit, their momentum suggesting that if he slowed down for even a second, a river of blood would ensue.

A few dozen meters out of the villa, the pursuit finally ceased. Ye Xiong wanted to pull out a cigarette to smoke but discovered he didn’t bring any.

Not just cigarettes, but his phone and wallet were also left behind. He had thought them inconvenient when he went into the kitchen and had left them all in the living room. Now, he was penniless.

At this point, Ye Xiong wouldn’t dare to go back for his money and wallet even if he was beaten to death. Those two crazy women must know by now that he left his wallet, and they were likely lurking at the entrance, waiting to slice him up once he entered.

A woman’s fury is like her period, fierce at the start but weakens after a couple of days, completely gone after a week. Ye Xiong decided to stay away from home temporarily for a few days, at least until Yang Xinyi’s “monthly visitor”, oh no, her anger subsided. Otherwise, it was very likely he’d be chopped up like a watermelon by Yang Xinyi in the dead of night.

No money, and without a phone, he couldn’t even call someone for help.

“Will I, a man of wisdom my whole life, actually end up on the streets tonight?” Ye Xiong lamented.

Just then, a red Mercedes-Benz sedan drove by, the owner apparently wealthy.

More importantly, the owner was on the phone while driving, and at a glance, seemed to be a girl.

A thought flashed through Ye Xiong’s mind, and he bolted out!

Bam!

The car sent his body flying, rolling seven or eight times on the ground before coming to a still halt.

“Oh my God, I hit someone!” a voice screamed out.

Ye Xiong lay on the ground, his head tilted, with a sliver of his eye showing.

“Hey, get up, don’t scare me,” the girl was so upset she almost cried.

Ye Xiong suddenly sat up, and because of the sudden movement combined with the girl bending over him, his face collided with something soft.

So big!

Ah!

“Are you trying to get yourself killed? Can’t you give a warning before you get up?” the girl, angry and upset, kicked out.

Bam!

Ye Xiong, who had just stood up, was pushed down again and lay on the ground, completely motionless.

Don’t want to save face, do you? See how I scare you to death, Ye Xiong decided to play dead.

“Hey, get up!” The girl shouted several times, panicked all at once, and reached out to probe Ye Xiong’s nose.

“Oh my god, he’s not breathing, what do I do now?” The girl became incoherent with fright, no longer caring about the dirt, slapping Ye Xiong’s face with her hands, and crying out, “Wake up, please wake up, I beg you, I don’t want to go to jail, I don’t even have a driver’s license, wu wu!”

In her terror, the girl actually started sobbing.

Unlicensed driving and now having killed someone, goodness gracious, if this doesn’t scare you to death.

Ye Xiong decided to keep playing dead since he had nowhere else to go tonight, just muddle through the night first.

“I absolutely can’t go to jail, I’d rather die than go to those places.”

The girl shivered and walked over to Ye Xiong, saying weakly, “Mister, I’m really sorry, I’ll definitely burn more Gold Ingots for you in the future, please don’t blame me!”

Suddenly, Ye Xiong felt his legs being grabbed, then he was dragged along.

He peeked through his eyelids and instantly felt his blood boil.

The girl was bending over, struggling to pull him, and from the neckline, he caught a glimpse of springtime.

What on earth did this girl eat to grow up, she’s not that old, only about eighteen or nineteen, how can they be so big?

Ye Xiong felt a tingling in his nose, and blood started flowing.

“Even nosebleeds are coming out, definitely got internal bleeding from the impact.”

The girl was spinning around in a panic, like an ant on a hot pan, and finally couldn’t help but take out her phone, prepared to call for help.

Ye Xiong felt it was time, so he sat up, ready to extort a good sum to pay for tonight’s accommodation.

“Ghost!”

The girl was about to make a call when she saw Ye Xiong sitting up, and she screamed.

“Have you ever seen such a handsome ghost?” Ye Xiong cursed.

“You’re not a ghost?” The girl looked at him suspiciously, weakly asking, “Just now, you clearly weren’t breathing.”

You’re the one not breathing, I was clearly pretending, okay?

Ye Xiong wiped the blood from his nose and stretched out his hands, rubbing his thumb and index finger together.

“What for?”

“Compensation, obviously. What else?” Ye Xiong put on a fierce look.

“How much?” The girl asked, clearly nervous.

“A hundred thousand.”

“A hundred thousand?” The girl jumped up: “You might as well rob someone!”

“A hundred thousand is quite a small amount,” Ye Xiong stood up, pointing at his damaged clothes: “These clothes alone cost a few thousand, look at my nosebleed, I don’t even know if I’ve got internal bleeding, if the hospital finds something wrong, a million wouldn’t cover the medical expenses. Giving you a hundred thousand is considering your youthful ignorance.”

“No way, a hundred thousand is too much.” The girl shook her head: “I can only give you ten thousand.”

“No need to talk further, let’s just call the traffic police to deal with this.” Ye Xiong took out his phone and lay down: “If I remember correctly, unlicensed driving causing an accident means at least half a year in jail, right? Ah, prisons these days are just terrible, those women get crazy locked up there, everyone treating women like men, with your pretty looks, if you got in there…”

This frightened the beautiful girl, almost to tears, as she desperately said, “I can give you at most eighty thousand, it’s all my pocket money, wu wu.”

“Eighty thousand it is then!” Ye Xiong said as if he had no choice.

Shit, eighty thousand in pocket money, I was right, this is a big fish!

Next, the young and beautiful girl went to the bank, withdrew eighty thousand yuan, and handed it to Ye Xiong.

Holding the hefty wad of cash in his hand, Ye Xiong couldn’t help but let his gaze fall on the girl’s chest, sighing, “Big-breasted and brainless, the world indeed doesn’t lie to me.”